Itchy Ribs

'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.

Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.

Hey man, I think that chick's got itchy ribs, let go help her.

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itchy peter

The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."

Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.

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itchy scrotum

1)when a mans ball sac is very itchy and it will not go away and if you scratch it you are in danger of tearing it. e.g. OUCH!!! rubbing it does not also work, don't know why it just don't.

2) Matthew

1) man i've got one anoyin itchy srotum, get me some cream!

2) matthew is such an itchy scrotum

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Itchy Itchy Yum Yum

A term used to describe a persons inching genitles.

Don't lie, you know you want some of my Itchy Itchy Yum Yum!

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Itchy star

Itchy star is when you have a itchy asshole

Man I have a itchy star

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Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

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Itchie wawa

generally an illegal immigrant from mexico, central or south america whiling to do some of the shittiest jobs that most americans have no desire to do. typically they wear cowboy boots blue jeans and a flannel button down. their 8-15 hour day of hard labor almost always ends with an envelope of no more then 80 dollars cash.

before we head to the job this morning we must pick up an itchie wawa in front of mcdonalds on main street

i do not want to rake my lawn so i will just get an itchie wawa to take care of it

that itchie wawa looked in his envelope and asked for more money, i said get the fuck out of my truck before i call the INS

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