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Jason
You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.
This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!
Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different…
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Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone
yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere
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sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.
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To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
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The best son a father could have.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.
Jason always helps with chores around the house.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.
I basically spit Jason out.
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the best man in the world and treats his girl right! He is unique. damn jason is hot
damn jason is so hot and unique!
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