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From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.
When I first saw you, something changed. I
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.
Jensen mireles is an amazing person.i love uu smm
a mean younger sister to Olivia Stacy Rose Jensen. she is mean rude and never love you.
Olivia Stacey Rose Jensen: ilysm sis!<3
Caroline Grace Jensen: shut up idoit!!
The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY
I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.
The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.
I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.
A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell
Wow look at that alissa jensen working the corner