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Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
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Any class that is so boring and pointless that you might as well be jacking off instead.
I hate going to ASO 100. It's just a jack off class
A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.
Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."
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a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.
I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.
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The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.
Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.
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a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.
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A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs
The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
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