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A mean person who likes girls so much to the point of over using them.
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A man boy who'll let you borrow his windbreaker for two days if you suck his pickle. He's got a cute dog, and a smol pickle. He's a scary boy sometimes, and acts like Harry Potter when he's high.
Example 1: Your dickle pickle is skinny Jacob. But you a thicc bootay.
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The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.
"You see Jacob over there?"
"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."
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A very loving and cute guy. Very competitive and athletic. Not afraid of anyone regardless of how big or small he is. Typically Jacobs are good at fighting and are tough. Jacobs and Morgans make great couples. Jacobs have big dicks usually around 9 inches.
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The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.
The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.
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Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
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