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I was going for a walk and stepped on jade because I couldn’t fucking see her
Someone who cares about people who are close but isn't too sure about new people. Is a show off when something good happens to them. If you are a close friend then they will stay with you forever but if you aren't a good friend and you get on their bad side know that you started beef.
Jade is nice but don't get on her bad side
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If you know a Jade you should know that she has a lot of feelings and emotions that sometimes like to go haywire. She hates who she used to be and is frightened of what she could become. Once she has your trust she will always be there for you know matter what. She has beautiful red or brown hair with emerald eyes that you could get lost in forever. She is very brave, smart, beautiful, and feisty. She might be described as fire or a ticking time bomb that could go off at any time. She firmly stands up for what she believes in. If you ever come across a Jade remember to not make her mad or you might as well get ready for the consequences. Once you become friends you will realize she is insanely loyal
Jade is the most amazing person I have ever met
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1: Jade who?
2: You know, the vegan one?
1: Ooooooh yeah, the one who luuuuuurves chicken!
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Jade is a lively character and is amazing I love having her in my life and anyone that gets to meet her would be greatfull too. She is the best person EVER.! . Jade is beautiful kind caring and genuinely just great she is always there when u need her
And she absolutely loves food 😂😂
Jade :
U ok ?
Person :
Yeh kind of just need someone to talk to
Jade :
Come and talk to me and we will try and sort things out.
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Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
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