Usually a ginger and a little bitch. Commonly shown fake affection by parents. The ugly child of the family. The accidental production of a New Years eve party.
And then God said: "Shit I fucked up again, just name it Jaden"
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The funniest guy in the world man.
Has a 12 inch bbc. Also is a magnet to women because of how tall and hard working he is.
Girl: omg have u seen Jaden today he is so fine.
Girl 2: yesss and he is so tall.
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Jaden is a weird Nugget boy from Singapore with weird gay Nugget behavior. Jaden is a poor boy but he loves to sing songs as Hot Potato, Kung Fu Fighting, Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy), Careless Whisperer and The Barbie Girl song, no one why he is from Sing-A-Poor. Jaden loves it when people twerk at him and sit on his lap (just because he wants them to lay an egg on him) because he is so smooth. Jaden has 3 annoying Insta accounts. Jaden is a hypocrite because one time when he had flies around his face, two of his friends tried swatting them to help him get rid of them but he got angry, implying that he loves having flies around him yet he claims he hates flies. Jaden has 100 girlfriends, one of them being an 80 yr old Egyptian woman. Jaden has two terrapins which he named after two of his girlfriends. Jaden loves worms and snails and he has a massive crush on Bella Dolfin. Jaden is a huge fan of spiders and always wants a spider toy
Achooo Jaden Sexy O
I'm Jaden and I'm so smooth
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An abusive boyfriend that will bite you, punch your tit, and will eat your dog
Hey thereβs jaden! Ew yeah heβs a prick
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The best guy youβll ever meet! Jadens are very sweet and kind but sometimes they can upset you without him knowing yet! They are usually the cutest in the class and Jadens are also very funny! Jadenβs are really dirty minded and they are also very good at pulling pranks. Jadens usually act gay as a joke.
Francis: Hey isnβt that a Jaden?
Allie: How can you tell!
Francis: Everything about him! His look and style! Heβs definitely your type!
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Jaden is a very funny guy, his mathematics aren't too good , Jadens usually have skew front teeth but apart from that they aren't were funny either. Jaden loves gaming and if his best friends name starts with an A then they will be friends for ever
Boy 1:Is that Jaden
Boy 2:If he has a bad math mark then yes
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a big stoner, but is also a fat butthole and he is very annoying but we still love him even if he is a bullyππ
damn are you jaden bc i can smell weed for miles
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