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The most badass individual to ever walk the world. Not someone you want to fight because they will punch you multiple times in the face and slam you to death. If you don't make him mad he will friend you and you will have many years of friendship. He is someone that you can always count on and usually thinks he is right about anything and if you say he is wrong he will try and grapple you.
Bro its Jakob savage don't do something stupid I don't want to be slammed to death.
A sarcastic hot guy who makes tiktoks and makes people laugh.Oh and he does cool flips and shit
A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem
Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"
The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.
Usually related to Role PLaying Games.
Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.
4+4=16
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A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.
Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
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a jakob laugh is a laugh that is loud and obnoxious, this is also the follow up of a matt joke.
That’s a matt joke and a Jakob Laugh
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he stinks and looks like a piece of shit.
girl 1 (oh no its ole-jakob)
girl 2 (he smells like poop and cum)
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