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A complete Bitch who unlike some of his friends is very sexual. He is awful and about as mean as satian. That Bitch deserves to be in hell.
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The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.
Usually related to Role PLaying Games.
Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.
4+4=16
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A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.
Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
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a jakob laugh is a laugh that is loud and obnoxious, this is also the follow up of a matt joke.
That’s a matt joke and a Jakob Laugh
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Jacobs/Jakob, these names shouldn't fall under the same category. They are totally different guys. For instance Jacob with a C, is a nice caring somewhat tall person. Who is always there to lend a hand and always ready to hand out money for those in need. On the other hand Jakob's with a K are rare and dangerous. If you ever come across a Jakob you quickly need to run and hide he will only bring you tears and bad fortune and he is nothing but ungrateful. They are also
someone who is an attention seeker and will use instruments as the way to your heart if not instrument then some other hobby. Jakob's are self indulged with himself that he sees and only cares for himself. You give and give and give to him and all he does is take and when you have nothing else to give he will be done with you, consider yourself done. Remember stay away Jakob's with a K but welcome Jacobs with open arms because they are the type of guys you can trust with even your bank account number.
A: Hey Jakob don't you think it my turn on the drums?
Jakob: Um maybe next time *start playing dumbs and singing totally ignoring your question*
A: Hey Jacob how is it going?
Jacob: Great, how are you? How is your family? Would you like to go out to lunch? My treat!
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His nickname is Færgelover69. He loves ferries. Jakob is usually a furry. People named Nona Jensen and Molleæ does not like him, they actually hate him.
Walter: "meh, that guy is disgustang!"
Emil: "yeah, that guy is totally a Jakob, ew!"
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he stinks and looks like a piece of shit.
girl 1 (oh no its ole-jakob)
girl 2 (he smells like poop and cum)
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