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we don’t talk about this
- so you’re a directioner right?
+ yeah..
- what happened with Niall in Japan
+ hmmm sorry idk
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“Niall in Japan” is an abbreviation of a disturbing scenario that occurred when Niall Horan was visiting Japan.
(Read at your own risk) The scenario:
“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”
Person 1: “Remember what happened with Niall in Japan”
Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”
Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”
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Japan is supposedly a nation on earth, right? No, japan is actually on the moon. You have met a Japanese before you say, no you have not, all asians look the same. Besides, japan's "isolationism" ended in 1857, right, no thats when the usa built a big boat, or it could be a massive patch if plastic, that would explain why its purple on my map.
Hey have you been to Japan?
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the basic reaction to the weirdest shit japan does. lick a cat, make out with an egg yolk and so on.
Person1 : yo come here and check out this 4chan post
P2 : WTF JAPAN
A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area.
"Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom Green - Freddy Got Fingered
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Jerold of Japan is a legendary samurai, who lives in the Japanese island district of Sugondese. Jerold is good friends with the Shogun at Sugondese, which is none other than Keanu Reeves. The Shogun Keanu Reeves and Jerold of Japan defended their homeland from the evil Mongol army that was led by Bertram Khan with the aid of Captain A. Beard. and Big V The Fantastic Spartan. Years later Jerold then joined the Lemonators so that they could free the world from all evil such as FFA and MESA.
Its our lord and savior Jerold of Japan.
To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.
"Yeah, I am big in Japan"
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