JAR

Jewish American Redneck (contrast with jap or Jewish American Princess) A JAR never misses shabbat services unless there is a pool tournament in town or a special on watery domestic beer. JARs are Jewish by birth, but Southern by the grace of JHWH. You always want him/her on your side in an argument over the price of ammo.

Male Example:
In the film "The Big Lebowski" by Joel & Ethan Coen, John Goodman plays a JAR named Walter.

Female Example:
"Did you see that JAR in the Daisy Dukes? She just downed a fifth of MD 20/20 and now she's dancing the hora in a lawnchair!"

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Jar Jar Kisser

Someone who's annoying as hell, makes raciest jokes, and accidentally wins at everything.

I'm breaking up with you Felicia! You know why? You're a Jar Jar Kisser!

don't be a Jar Jar

The guy that tries to be funny who everyone hates.

Dude, don't be a Jar Jar. If your gonna lick the fruit, then actually eat it.

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

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Jar Jar Binks

The ugliest fucking piece of garbage in cinematic history.

Person 1: Woah! It's Jar Jar Binks!

Person 2: Shoot it immediately.

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jar-jar binks

The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.

"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"

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Jar Jar Binks

A kick-ass Star Wars character.

Me: *SHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT*

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