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He got one of the smallest meats in this planet. He is ugly as fuck and tall. He sucks at basketball and can't shoot threes. He gets also NO BITCHES AT ALL.
Jayden can't shoot three-pointers.
Probably a Jew - hitler or some Russian
That’s not hitler that’s jayden
An idiotic, stupid, and dumb person that generally is a complete waste of human garbage.
Man, you gotta stop, you’re acting like such a Jayden.
Jayden is a depressing girl and very anti-social, she doesn’t really get along with other people because she has anxiety.
A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.