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When a chicks tits are so pale that you can see their veins and they react to black light. This hideous disease usually on ginger's.
I was fucking this ginger last night and when she turned on the black light in my room her tits turned purple. She had the gnarliest jellyfish titties.
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The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
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A backwards jellyfish is a very exotic sex position. It is when a man is laying on his back while a woman is also on hers on top of him bouncing up and down while her arms and legs are flopping up and down leaving it looking like a backwards jellyfish.
Me and makenzie did the backwards jellyfish last night and it was fucking amazing!
Lovely sexy sex position fuck fucking
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Floating jizz in a body of water occupied by other people.
If your girl gives you a handjob while tubing on a river, and the cum floats away, you have made The Devil's Jellyfish.
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Having a roommate sucks, and thus the Jamestown Jellyfish is a pleasurable way to leave a vengeful treat for your unsuspecting roommate. All you need is a shower and your hand. When your roommate won't leave the house, but you have the desire to rub one out, get in the shower, jerk off, and blow a load in the floor of the shower. Immediately shut off the water so the jellyfish does not disappear down the drain. The next time your roommate goes to take a shower he/she will find your special marmalade lurking in the tub.
Dude, I need to jerk off and my roommate won't leave, so I went into the shower and left a Jamestown Jellyfish for him on the shower floor. He stepped in my gelatin the next day--that will fix his wagon!
After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.
"When I came out of the water, I had Justin's jizzum jellyfish on my face."
Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.
Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.
While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.