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A Giant fat boy that is a try-hard, who eats rice all day. They might try and scare you with their weight but it is only a cushion of fat so it won't pulverise you. Just keep out of their way when the bell for lunch rings, and they'll run faster then Usain Bolt to get to Cafeteria first.
"Woah how are we going to rock climb that boulder"
"That's no boulder... ITS A JERRY! RUN!"
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To say something not meaning to be funny and having it be funny and inturn draging out said joke until it is no longer funny in anyway. Used in a phrase such as "Ok Jerry thats enough" or "Thats alright Jerry you can stop there"
Guy 1-
Ya he was stupid for a football player.
Group of people-
Hahahahahaha
Guy 1-
Haha ya and there are some stupid football players, i'll tell you what!
Group of people-
....um........
Guy 2-
"Ok Jerry, you can stop now!"
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A jerry is a male penis that is usually 4 inches or smaller
Man 1: "I measured my penis last night and it was only 4 inches big"
Man 2: "you got a jerry man
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Jerry is a great student! Always does his best in class! He has lots of friends, even though he bullies some of them. He loves Holsteins. He has great skin which he loves to take care of! #jerry #mystudent #holsteins2016
"Damn, I wish I were friends with him..."
"Who? Jerry? Yeah we all do..."
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Usually means someone's about to get into a fight or argument and/or you're instigating a fight or argument. Comes from The Jerry Springer Show.
Person1: Your vagina is deeper than poetry
Person2: I'd usually give a fuck but I already gave it to your mom last night.
Random person: JERRY JERRY JERRY!
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Accepting a cake or other product off Jerry resulting in losing a few hours and a good night's sleep.
I ate that brownie and now I'm jerried
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