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jessica is the best mom friend on earth!!!! she actually does her homework, her boyfriend’s hw, AND makes time to teach her friends how to do life (best si/ta on earth idk how but she actually always knows whats going on)!!!! w/ out a jessica your life will fall apart, you will get locked out of your room & so drunk that you hide in a closet for 4 hours !! jessicas r the best! go jessica!!
georgio: what’s up bros
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate
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If you ever seem to meet a girl called Jessica, then keep her close. She is extremely valuable. Jessica is normally a extremely short person or an extremely tall person. She has a beautiful laugh and eyes that charm you though her walking style may be funny. She is angelic, sexiest person alive and athletic and guys will always try and flirt with her though she will not notice and will consider it normal friendly behaviour. She is an adorable person and you may think without her you can survive just fine, but think again. From the moment she leaves you you will deeply regret it. Jessica is highly compatible with anyone called Kevin, Darian, Ethan, Samuel or Oscar. And she falls in love easily and is really popular and cool.
Jessica can disappear so keep her close
Oh she is so sporty and popular. She must be a Jessica
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someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.
jessica the loser, creepy, weirdo, avoid her!
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She loves beans in and around her mouth.
Jessica eats beans voraciously. Except black beans, she loves white beans only.
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Beautiful, smart amazing laugh the best personality ever great listener.who ever gets her is lucky she is so smart and talented very funny and great to talk to and is very athletic and attractive
Jessica you are so fucking hot
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Jessica is gorgeous but often tends to change over time. She is active and playful. She has an amazing body and tends to be very understanding. When Jessica falls in love she will never get her crush out of her head.
"Man, Jessica is so nice and cute."
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Jessica is an independent woman. She takes care of herself and loves everyone around her. She has dark brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. Creativity is her middle name. She wants to be in the books and live those stories. Most people call her Jess, she likes it better too. Anyone can make her laugh, she has a mostly clean sense of humor and cutest laugh. Flowers are her passion, rolling in the grass and feeling the breeze as she picks the wildflowers. She's rare, vibrant, and a special delight.
Where did all these flowers go?
Jessica was here wasn't she?
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