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Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

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Jizzy-Wiz

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".

Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"

Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"

by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

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Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"

by srika December 5, 2013


biggest brippa on the jizzy stack

when you are the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack, no cap all fax no printer.

damn, i must be the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack cause your mother hunge herself AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG

by jizzy stackalion February 20, 2022


Wiesi and Jizzy

The technique of simultaneously defecating in each others face used by two homosexuell man. Often practiced under the influence of poppers.

Philipp: Hey Christoph, what did you do yesterday?

Christoph: You can´t remember!? We did that Wiesi and Jizzy thing all night long toghether. I still have some bits between my teeth.
Philipp: Trudy, now I remember. Must be the poppers. They make my always a bit confused the day after.
Christoph: Talking about after. Wanna do a Wiesi and Jizzy tonight?
Philipp: Sure. I´ll bring the Poppers.

by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018


Jizzy Jet

Probably one of the only rap artists I can stand to listen to these days.used to only distribute music via e-mail to top fans but he's starting to become more accessible.

stan:yo you heard that new Jizzy Jet album, PKL
Kris:I can't man! I dont know anyone who gets the email, hook me up my nig!

by UltraBaller March 24, 2011


Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013