Dharma Joly

A person who is a living descendant of a Neanderthal. The Diet of Dharma is Doodle Toons and Max Dugan.

If you hate kid shows, you are like that Dharma Joly Kid.

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Holy Angelina Jolie

Used to describe a woman above 7.

-chengman

Guy 1: look over there!
Guy 2: Holy Angelina Jolie!
Guy 1: Ohh shit! Brad Pitt!

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Joli™

a potential couple that won't ever take the easy way
their travelling style is like their relationship: no highways, no paved streets, its always out of the car and wade through mud and caves.
they go together so well but they are stuck in a fantasy novel.

Joli™
kissing slow. soft lips. tongues in tune.

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angelina jolie-pitt

an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their sexuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.

otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.

she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.

this woman is a goddess.

"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."

"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"

"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."

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Angelina Jolie

The most beautiful, most amazing, most strongest woman in the world! It’s 2021 and she’s still the hottest actress in Hollywood! Her movies are outstanding! Her humanitarian work is just insanely amazing! She is very underrated and people need to see her as the sweet woman she is and pay attention to the good things she’s doing for this world and not hate her for something that was over a decade ago and wasn’t even her fault! She is a true goddess!

Guy: Hey have you heard about that woman who has adopted 3 children from different countries and helps refugees? She sounds pretty cool

Girl: I’m yeah that’s The Angelina Jolie!
Guy: wait really? Dude I like her so much more now!

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angelina jolie

The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)

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Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.

"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."

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