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Hitting on every single girl you meet
My friend's wife caught him Pulling a Jonny that other night.
A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.
Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.
That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.
A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"
Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)
A rapper from Greensboro,NC that makes Great! Music!
Aye you heard that “Ashtray Jonny” ? Hell yea bro I been on that “Ashtray Jonny” !
Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:
girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.
guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.