A Jose is a Latino, he is sensitive but you put up with it. He can keep a long relationship and will give his girl anything and everything she needs. Jose will make sure youβre okay and if you keep secrets from him that will piss him off more than anything. Jose talks a lot and is extremely loud. But... he is a good ass kisser for sureπ₯΅ he will treat his lady right and keep his friends close.
Jose is my boyfriend
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Jose is has a big DICK BIGGER THAN HIS GAY FRIENDS and he also is a god at Fortnite and he might leave you dead or in a weahl chair after having sex
Jose has a huge cock
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This guy right here, is an ass. He seems hot and cute and freaking datable, BUT he is a playboy. Don't like him. I mean you could, you probably have a chance, I didn't. Just think carefully.
Friend: He is a fuckboy
Me: I know but he is just-
(A few days later)
Me: I'm over Jose. That man, I can't.
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A guy who shows no interest whatsoever. However girls still tend to fall for him and his bad personality. If you meet a Jose you might get the best person or the worst but youβll still fall for him.
Person: hey whoβs that
Me: oh thatβs just Jose the guy I like but heβs just not the best person
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Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.
Guy 1: That guy Bob took my joke and now he's running it to the ground.
Guy 2: Man what a Jose
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he has a MASSIVE dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he let me suck your dick jose
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