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One of the crustiest meeps in the tri-state area. Notorious for dumping girls over text and tends to be injury prone.
Ew, look at that dude he's such a Juan.
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A small little illegal Mexican bean boy
Damn Juan is such a beaner
Juan needs to go back to Mexico
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A sausage muncher who googles naked pictures of his mom in his spare time. You can observe him in his natural habitat of the Mexican badlands munching on cinnamon almonds and stalking Facebook profiles when he finds internet connection. His sidekick is a black bear named Buddy.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
Beth: Man, I don't know what to wear tonight
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
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Always wants sympathy. Always has a problem. Never there when you need him.
"Sorry but I have a lot going on and you will have to take care of whatever unimportant problems you have."
That is so Juan.
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Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at
He is retarded and looks like a whale juan a idiotic mexicans
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He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.
"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
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