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Instead of making 12 cookies, make a shit ton of cookies.
Grandma made so many cookies she covered the whole kitchen counter. Looks like she made a “Judy’s dozen”
Very ancient human being. Most typically survives off of Salem ciggaretts, instant coffee, and Armor potted meat. Can be found weaing pants with elastic waist bands, Depends, and "to tight" button up shirts. Flip flops have been found to be the most consistnet form of clothing. Most notable characteristic is a constant nagging that flows freely from the oral cavity, and constant rumbling that flows even moe freely from the anal cavity.
The woman sitting on the couch on the other side of the room is Granny Judy.
Another way of saying the popular word "dench" famously plucked from the actor Dame Judy Dench's name.
This is no way an insult to her.
Man 1: "Holy shit mate, that car is awesome."
Man 2: "Yeah man, it's dame judy."
Geeza 1: "Woah, that finish was dame judy"
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Person 1: I can't believe she won't let me borrow her pen!
Person 2: What a rudey judy...
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verb-to be told off or schooled by an older woman; usually she's right, of course. Similar to this is judge joe brown, which is getting told off or schooled by an older man.
noun-to act like the TV judge; scolding, cranky, judgemental (I know judges should be judgemental, but she takes it too far). There is currently no noun form for judge joe brown, due to his less annoying style of juris prudence.
tommy: hey asshole! get off that car or you'll be judge judy'd by the principal!
timmy: hey asshole too! our principal is a dude!
tommy: in that case you'll get judge joe browned!!
tammy: hey assholes! why don't you both get the hell out of here? i'm sick of seeing you losers just hanging around and making noise and......(long rant here)....................!!!!
tommy: what a bitch!
timmy: no, she's a judge judy!!
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A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.
Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.
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