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When you live old school with added swag
I like to rep my jurassic living
A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.
Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."
A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.
Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!
When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.
Yo we goin to this side show or what?
Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.
My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
THE BEST DINOSAUR DOCUMENTARY OF ALL TIME, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
THERE'S BLOOD, THERE'S ROARS, THERE'S EXPLOSIONS, ALL OF DAT
A: you wanna watch something educational
B: nah, let's just binge watch jurassic fight club