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While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."
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A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.
Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.
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A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
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Some bomb ass pussy that is attatched to a crazy bitch
"I heard that debra is a Kamikaze cunt", "why do you say that?" "She cut off ryans dick last week"
The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
Cold approaching random women on the street going about their daily lives. Most of the time, this leads to sure rejection because you're asking them to interrupt their plans for a random stranger, but occasionally one sticks.
Chadrick: "She's pretty hot, is she from one of them sets you opened last night?"
Chadward: "Nah, bro. I picked her up running kamikaze daygame in Soho. Pretty brutal, but it was worth it."
N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.