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A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
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When a man shits in his hand, another man cums on said shit, and together they feed it to a woman
Dude, last night was crazy, I can't believe we did the Kansas City Scrag Tag.
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Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
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The act of inserting just the head of your love gun into another mans ass then pulling out to taunt him. Once he starts to cry you say "Just kiddin bud, I'm not gay"
Part of Danny's initiation with his new cellie was to take the ole Kansas City Push Pop.
Danny is now no longer an ass virgin.
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When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.
hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter
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When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.
“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”
to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt
John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.