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when you are unable to control your alcohol intake and end up brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels Whiskey, and waking up feeling like a black man.
Warning: may cause violence to those that don't resemble Mick Jagger.
I was so Ke$h'd last night I told someone how attracted I was to their beard.
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a skinny, athletic fellow who's either in great shape or just your local crack head.. Someone who is used to be known as bein skinny.
xi ke said pick him up at 8'oclock for the clubs.
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A singer who loves to party, drink, and have a good time. Usually dates men with beards, and likes to have slumber parties in her basement with anyone.
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Zhe Ke is a person who is over-achieving,goody-two-shoes, but very intelligent. It is a person who loves school and all subjects except phys. ed.
She is such a Zhe Ke! All the teachers love her.
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24-year-old pop singer from Nashville, Tennessee that signed to Dr. Luke's Kemosabe label in 2005. Spent a good 4 years behind the scenes co-writing and providing vocals for other artists before releasing Animal.
Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified.
However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best.
Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter.
Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.
From Ke$ha's infamous "Tik Tok":
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back."
Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.
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To become excessively drunk and then proceed to write autotuned songs about the experience.
Dude, she was seriously ke$hin' last night at karaoke.
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Someone walked up to a 'side of the street' whore, and instead of sex, they gave her a record deal. And BOOM ke$ha was created.
I was listening to ke$ha's song 'backstabber' and she sounded just awful.
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