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a guy whose smile can make your whole day brighter. a little bit weird but makes every moment around him exciting. socially awkward and doesn’t really make eye contact, but when he does, you notice his pretty brown eyes (especially in the sunlight). he’s only kinda cute and always fixes his hair. his face is objectively pretty but he’s got a nice body too (especially his fat ass amiright). makes sex jokes a lot but they’re kinda good sometimes.
me: bro i love kenneth
friend: just stfu already he’s not that great
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he’s so sexy. hottest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’s PACKING like let me tell ya. btw he’s also great in the bed. get yourself a kenneth. especially one with curly hair
That guy has amazing hair, must be a kenneth.
The greatest namd in the whole universe no explaination needed
also the greatest joker you won't be sad if you're with a kenneth
have you ever seen a god? see a kenneth
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Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.
Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!
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A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.
"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"
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