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Kirby Kiss

More properley "Kirkby Kiss" (named after the charming village of Kirkby the location of which is close to Liverpool) It pertains specifically to a headbutt administered to any unfortunate person who might happen to cause offence, or raise the ire, deliberately or otherwise of another. It is usually quick, bloody, painful, eye-watering and usually results in a complete capitulation by the unfortunate recipient.

"'e was gerrin on me effin nerves, keepin' askin fer 'is money back; so I giv im a Kirkby kiss. Sorted!"

by Al Most August 6, 2005

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Kirby Swap

Is the act when two Kirbys "swap" an opponent between each other by sucking said opponent and shooting them at the other Kirby (stunning the opponent repeatedly in the process) in Super Smash Bros.

Player 1: We should Kirby swap ;)
Player 2: Okay, we'll swap em real good.
Player 3: Stop Kirby swapping me >:(

by Mr Pibbbb February 5, 2018


Kirby syndrome

A character in fiction who has a massive difference between its general look and its actual power level, referencing Kirby, a pink, cutesy anthropomorphic blob who possess the power to punch gods through planets. Term coined by philosopher u/Greentoaststone

Damn, I think LilyPichu has a huge case of Kirby syndrome.

by megadrive7 January 8, 2023


Kirby Dance

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Kirby's Dance

DUDE lets spam the Kirby Dance
I love the Kirby Dance
She Kirby Dances alot

by Habbler February 2, 2009

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Jillian Kirby

An artist from the 1800's, who was one of the first true masters of animal and human anatomy. She was often swayed from her art by men who tried to court her, some even proposed, but sadly, it was only because of how beautiful she was for her time. Many people used to say she didn't just create art, she was art!

Gorgeous, amazingly gifted, and a very loving friend to anyone she came in contact with, I really admire her.

Sadly, she died at only 27 years of age, unmarried because of her finickiness with men, and without any children to carry her legacy onward, even though some would argue that she had a young son with her landlord Joshua Howard.

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by ResearchMonkey September 3, 2011

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Kirby 64

The complete name of the game is Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, but obviously nobody has time to say anything but Kirby 64.

Kirby 64 is a N64 game that asks the player to move Kirby through 7 worlds at 2 miles per hour. There is a very engaging power-mixing mechanic that grants kirby some cool abilities. However, as soon as you discover the light-saber/ninja star/fireworks/triple rockets, you will constantly be returning to the first 3 levels to acquire the ability you desire.

Eventually you will crawl your way to a boss called Miracle Matter, who has 5 bad abilities, 1 good ability, and 1 amazing ability (you know which one I'm talking about, the one that rhymes with "Shmelectric Shmazers").

Then, you must collect all of the crystal shards. This usually involves reaching the very end of a level using a terrible combo. If you don't have the last 4 shards (and these are always the last 4), melt the ice on the ceiling with fire, snowball the lava mound on the floor, Shoot a fire arrow at the sun on the floor, and use one of the mammal-y stone animals to climb the wall. You're welcome.

Once you get all of the shards, there is a final boss battle with a one-eyed angel thing called Zero-two. You cannot kill him just by shooting his eye. I had to figure that out the hard way.

Also, if you claim that you beat the fruit catching mini-game on insane, you are lying because I'm fairly sure that the programmers made it impossible.

Player 1: I beat Kirby 64 in 2 hours!
Me: With that movement speed? I don't think so!

Player 2: I beat the fruit catching mini-game on Kirby 64 on insane.
Me: Liar!

Player 3: Kirby 64 is one of the best N64 games of all time!
Me: Well, I can't argue with that.

by KirbyIsPinkButIllNeverTell July 21, 2011

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Ridin' Kirby

To have jumped on the back of any small pink object that can fly for the means of transportation. Generally not done in RL.

Mario: Yo mang, I gotta get to my girlfriends place for some head.

Luigi: You should have gone with Wario, he was ridin' kirby!

by -Jerome Niggasplat November 26, 2009