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cheap and of low quality, like (but not limited to) hair that's done in a kitchen instead of a salon
"Nola, will you just shut the fuck up, please? What makes you think this lady care about your kitchen-ass hairdo?"
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A woman or girl who lives in the kitchen. Their passtimes include sandwich making, cooking and cleaning. Occasionally a Kitchen Dweller will migrate to the outside world but you might notice their lack of intelligence because this is not their natural habitat. These are called Kitchen Immigrants.
person 1:My wife is in the kitchen making sandwiches for our party.
person 2:Good. That is what a Kitchen Dweller is for.
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A person, who while playing online poker, violently throws their computer mouse across the room while yelling "Fuck You!!!" at the computer screen.
Wow! Now that was a bad poker beat. I bet you the guy that just took that is going Kitchener Chadtard as we speak.
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When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?
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Very common in older urban areas on the East coast, the main kitchen being only "for show" with the latest appliances and generally showing off the good dishes - on the ground floor, all real cooking and eating occurs in the downstairs kitchen generally in the basement where there is generally a pantry with nuclear holocaust capacity.
I can't believe grandma served cake and coffee in the show kitchen! She must be trying to impress Mrs. Romanelli from 9th Avenue.
Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.
I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it
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The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.
It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.
Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food
Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.
TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.
Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?
Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.
Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.
Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.
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