Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

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slob the knob

slang for a girl offering fellatio, aka giving a blowjob.

Man 1 - So did she slob the knob?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, she slobbed it all night long.

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Dip knob

(Dip-n-aw-b).A tit or Boob dipped in cheese, Usually an offensive remark made by the culture of "extreme sporters"

( snowboarders, Bmx bike riders, Skateboarders, surfers ect.) usually meaning for a "newbie" or "noob" at an extreme sport, or a "poser".

Ayye check out that dip knob ollie, hes suckin' some major cockage bro!!

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knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

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knob off

in the same vein as "go forth and multiply", "piss off", "fuck off" and so on...

origin: warrington, england

...will you please knob off, dickhead...

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Knob Rocket

a Knob Rocket is a person who is either an asshole or a dick.

Mary: Jack just had sex with me and then broke up.
Jane: wow jack is a real Knob Rocket!

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knob goblin

someone who really enjoys giving head!

morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!

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