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kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
Black group: I want you on all fours at the edge of the bed
Kristian: no balls you won’t but in me
Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.
he hates anyone with a different skin colour to him. cant stop saying the n word and also abuses women on a daily bases. Only gets F's on his exams and suffers from "cant get bitches" syndrome.
hey look its kristian making out with a man
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worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything
Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian
Kristians is a very annoying person.
do not. be friends with a kristians.
boy: “ he is so annoying. “
girl: “ ofc he is, hes kristians.