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The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
A.k.a. spliff
Marijuana cigarette
"Yo, why did this blunt fuck me up so fast?"
"Haven't you heard? It's Krystal Krack!"
These are the chicks that think krystals have “magic” powers and they think they can use them to “curse” people
Leche Steenberg, Mila Correia , Hannah Jane Barry are krystal loving dummies. Such stup krystal bitches
Krystal Bitchez is a rap group consisting of idiots
Hey have you heard What (Meow) by Krystal Bitchez?
Has a big ol’ hairy wide booty hole with a shlong peepee
Tyler: much butthole room for my peepee
Krystal: Yas bc I’m Krystal Bryan
Tyler: wow much room for my peepee
Krystal: yas it’s because I’m Krystal Bryan
Krystale is a crazy little person. She is very energic and outgoing. She knows how to stay young. Everyone loves her and she loves everyone. She is really expressive and not afraid to show her affection. If you want to party you know you can call her !!! But be careful she doesn’t know her limits.