llama-lover

one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis

"im a llama-lover and im proud"

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llama song

Only the best song every written. Go look it up on Google. Now.

Verse 1 of the Llama Song:

Here's a llama, there's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama, duck

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Llama Man

Llama Man is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Green Moose, and Badgerina Ballerina. Llama Man has a very strong attack of Bio 2.

Whoa! Look at that! Llama Man just knocked out her team members with Bio 2!

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llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.

Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?

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llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety

Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!

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Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.

Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)

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llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!