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When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!
I dont know if your just bored, or if your trying to find a keyboard pattern without a definition, or both.
look at how smart i am typing qsxdrtgbhuik,lp' to try and find a definition that hasn't been created yet
This is when someone is bored to death and has typed qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm and mnbvcxylkjhgfdsapoiuztrewq
I’m really bored qawysexdrcftvgzbhunjimko,lp.
alright alright, let me guess you did a zig zag through the keyboard after the 10th or 20th variation? well maybe instead of paying attention to this obscure urban dictionary page you can use that attention to the teacher giving the class. Well, I guess if you're here I'll tell you a story to keep you interested.
In a big word, there's another even smaller world. An egg is in the middle of a dense forest. A hungry caterpillar emerges in a spectacular show. Even right out of the egg he extremely hungry, she consumes anything he can get his hands on. After eating sticks, rocks, and dirt they gets a bad stomach ache. She decides to slow down for a while. Then, he finds a leaf that just so happen to drop down from a tall tree. after eating it, he started getting sleepy.... he crawls up to a branch and makes himself a cocoon! after many weeks of hard work in there he emerges out as a beautiful butterfly! AND THEN I STOMPED HIM TO DEATH IN AN INSTANT. TERRORIZED HIS HOME TOWN AND TORTURED HIS FAMILY AWWAAPUOWRAU.
jon: At this point I should stop... but let's see how many more urban dictionary pages were written!
jon: maybe zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/ will work.
jack: you're going insane.
Lp zorinpuii is a beautiful, charming, sexy, intelligent, lovely, carefree at the same time caring, Well-spirit, enthusiastic, high sense of humour, heart-warming person. We can say Mrs. Perfect on short. The women who you will meet only once in your life time. She is indescribable, the more you know, the more you fascinate by her presence.
Today I feel like i am lp zorinpuii so calm and perfectionist even in my breath
A local/nearby location which is safe to smoke at without being caught.
Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?
Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.
A little pebble. One who sleeps on their tummy so dainty like a pebble
Where’s LP? Oh, passed out on the bed like a little pebble