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Lag Depression comes from the word lag. It is the resultant state of mind that a person suffers from due to lag. Especially if there is nothing they can do about thier laggy situation. Example too many computers sharing a single connection or lack of funds to upgrade PC. Lag Depression can also be developed by an individual that does not suffer from lag but knows someone that does.
Joe: Whats the matter with George?
Alex: He's got Lag Depression, to many people sharing his connection.
George: :(
Joe: Has Alex got his connection sorted yet?
George: No he still has a bad case of Lag Depression.
Alex: :(
Joe: :(
George: :(
A term used by people on online gameplay, which is used to counter the fact they messed up or are losing.
John: The lag is real man!
Dylan: Why, cause you got killed?
John: What!?!?
Dylan: You were standing in the open.
John: No way man i was behind the rock!
John: Common man! The lag is real!
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the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.
you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.
Noun:1. A device used to intentionally slow or completely stop data flow from the modem to the computer/gaming console for a short period of time. In online games, using a lag switch will allow you to become momentarily invincible. Your opponents are very easy to kill if you use a lag switch. Most leagues and ladders prohibit lag switches and consider them as cheating. 2. A device that lets you cheat in online games.
Verb:1. To use a lag switch to own an opponent. 2. A joking way of saying your going to kick some ass. Does not really mean you plan to cheat.
Either definition of both the Noun and Verb can be used depending on the context.
Noun: That guy lags out everytime I shoot at him! Lag switch alert!
Verb: That guys been camping all game! Time to lag switch that hoe!
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It's like jet lag, but more like summer lag. When you're still adjusted to your summer break when you come back on the first day of school or during the first week of school, maybe longer.
1: Dude I'm too lazy to do my homework!
2: Summer lag?
1: Heck yeah!
The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.
A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.
The tendency of newborns to sleep during the day and cry at night, due to the fact that womb babies arenocturnal because the mother is relaxed and inactive at night.
“The new baby sleeps all day and cries all night. I hope he gets over his womb lag before I go insane.”