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The act of using the shoulder (either left or right) to pass traffic.
Look at that jackass using the Cowboy Lane to pass everybody.
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Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.
Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.
The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
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The only quarterback that lions fans can flex about without being shot down by a salty green bay fan.
Oh yeah if he was still alive today he would be 95.
Packers fan: you guys suck
Lions fan: we still had bobby lane and he is better then Rodgers could EVER be.
A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.
Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!
The far right lane of a street, usually used for parking purposes, in which someone speeds in order to avoid traffic in the lanes to the left. Utilized by 16-25 year old Persians in BMWs, Mercedes, or Camrys.
"Hey man, I passed that BMW five minutes ago, how did it beat us?"
"I saw him speed past us in the Persian Lane."
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A road in Elverta, CA off of Watt Ave that is known for being "haunted". Dyre Lane leads directly into Tan Woods Road, then Kasser Road. These three roads are supposedly haunted.
In the 1930's the KKK held secret meetings in the area. Along with this, there have been many deaths, including a cop killed mysteriously, a Rio Linda HS student murdered by gang members on Dyer Lane in the 80's, and a drunk driver, speeding, smashing into a tree, resulting in him being thrown out of the car and head on smashed into the tree, killing him instantly.
On the road, one can notice the bullet holes in signs, the trash and debris, building remains and couches on the sides of the road, the messages and body outlines on the road, etc.
Except for some houses on Kasser Rd and driveways that seem to lead to abandoned houses, Dyer Lane has no commercial buildings or resident activity.
His car mysteriously stopped running when he was traveling down Dyer Lane.
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