The thing that will bring T-series to the floor
T-series needs some bich lasagna
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WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.
when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.
the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.
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Giving a woman a cream pie while she’s on her period
Stacy was on her period but I still gave her this lasagna dick
When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.
So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.
Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.
A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.
"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna
Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.
Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.