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Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
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The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.
Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!
A large party used for celebrating the new team or era
"Can we talk later I have to go celebrate the new team at a launch party. "
When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.
I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.
When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.
Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.