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A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather
Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.
bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!
What Kids from diffrent Neighborhoods call Oak Lawn
Hey where are you from?
Oak Lawn
Fucking Smoke Lawn Kid KYS!
The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass
I bought a cheap lawn mower
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