Lifelong Learning

A flowery term for “learning until you die,” when the government would rather spend tax payers’ money upgrading its citizens’ intellectual health than paying for their poor mental or physical health.

Lifelong learning is the buzzword these days, because training institutes and universities, which are all hungry to get a decent share in the continuing education market, can reap an obscene amount of money with their sexy marketing.

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Learning Wall

A learning experience where the fail that takes place in an attempt to achieve an objective is at a scale large enough to prevent another attempt of the said task even though the new information in hindsight would have ensured the success of the original task.

Jason: "Did you hear that Matt went bankrupt 3 months after starting that new business?"

Vin: "Yeah, started the whole thing on credit cards and didn't make the sales he expected, that was a learning wall for him"

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surf-learn

The process of learning by means of casually surfing the internet.

Tim spent two hours today surf-learning car intakes and hacking Tivos.

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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.

College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!

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Sam Learning

A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!

Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill

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Learn Up

Used to inform a person that they must acquire more knowledge in order to be less ignorant on a specific subject.

This phrase is primarily used in the social justice circles.

Prejudice + Power = Racism — Learn up.

“Learn up” is attributed to Xavior Linko-Looper

learned on the bus

When someone uses phrase "learned on the bus", he actually reffers to hours of learning home masked as a casual low interest in following exam.

"Hey man, how did you prepare for todays exam?" "I only learned on the bus, I'm totally gonna screw it up."