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Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.
Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?
Where is it from?
Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!
When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"
A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.
The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.
(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
Innuendo for a man's love juice.
I'm gonna pour cloudy lemonade all over her tits.
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An affectionate term for pee that is to be sipped or drank as it leaves your lover's body.
In most cases, consuming "Warm Lemonade" refers to an affectionate sharing of bodily fuids. As such, it is not at all like other forms of "Golden Showers" which often have underlying B and D or S and M components.
Since the first pee in the morning is often highly concentrated, it is usually not the best for good tasting Warm Lemonade. Also, note that consuming certain artificial sweetners (such as saccharin, but *not* aspartame) can sweeten the taste of Warm Lemonade.
One word of caution: dont let it cool to room temparature, Warm Lemonade is best when consumed straight from the tap.
Sweetheart, before you pee, give me a sip of your Warm Lemonade.
Girl: Stop going down on me, I have to pee !!
Guy: Please, my love, let me taste your Warm Lemonade !!
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Lemonade splash occurs after you piss in the toilet and take a heavy shift that causes a rather hefty splash, getting peepee water on your buttcheeks.
I had to daintily dab my buttcheeks with TP to remove the lemonade splash before starting the wiping process.
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