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LOS A.K.A LEX

A KING. HE IS LEGEND A GOD…. Although he is crazy sometimes, he knows how to handle LIFE WITH NO FEAR AND PURE HEART. knows how to end and win an argument. nice at most times but if you mess with his head or heart, it may be hard to get him back. He is the type of man who has many fans but not a lot of real friends, but the friends that he does have, he makes a huge impact in there life. If you ever find a Los MARRY IT….KEEP HIM in your life, make sure you keep him in your heart. Make sure you don't forget him. And definitely make sure you don't break him. You will regret letting him go. He is independent. brave. loving. caring. But knows how to say no.

I love how hard he loves me he acting like a los a.k.a lex.

by Thenlovely#6 November 25, 2021


Lexing Wei Fan Club

A fan club based out of Robinson Middle School that are diehard fans of a student named Lexing Wei. They take the club very seriously and have tried multiple times to get his autograph.

Guy 1: omg you know the Lexing Wei Fan Club?
Girl: Ugh, not those weirdos.
Guy 2: You can’t spell weird without wei!

by uhhhhmmok May 31, 2022


de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 22, 2006

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cessat ratione legis, cessat et ipsa lex

a) a Latin phrase meaning (original meaning): if the rationale behind a law fails, so should the law (i.e. it is potentially time to replace said law, since it may n o longer serve its intended purpose)

b) (my new and improved English translation of the phrase): a nicer way of saying " repeal and replace" old and possibly antiquated laws)

can cessat ratione legis, cessat et ipsa lex, definition b) be applied, or should it even be applied, to Obamacare?

by Sexydimma December 17, 2016

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big dick lex

Big Dick Lex. She's not gay, she's big dick lex.

"BIG DICK LEXIIIII"
" Wow, what a big dick Lex."

by bottyholenickgurr November 24, 2021


Lex Sunal

The „Lex Sunal“ was set up by the government of Italia brava gente so that people like Türknüz Sunal can’t get citizenship of the brava gente directly after the marriage. (Unlike Germany where every Nafri and Turkish Swabian can get it without even speaking a word of German)

A: i finally married an italian. Time for citizenship
B: Nah you gotta learn italian first, thanks to lex Sunal.

by RecepTürknüz September 29, 2022


j lex

An Albanian person who goes to the gym everyday 💪💪💪

J lex is a noun

by Ripped Biceps 123 August 31, 2022