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The gaping orifice that results from vigorous anal sex with a well-endowed partner
Don't go out with Andre! That boy Lincoln Tunneled me!
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The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.
"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"
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When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.
One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.
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When you score four times, and then she blows your brains out.
Mary Todd didn't have the endurance to give me the Full Lincoln, so I seceded.
If only I had a sturdier Lincoln Log, then she'd have given me the Full Lincoln treatment.
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The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.
One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.
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To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence
"I can win his love, I'll do a Lincoln Hawk and win a vegas Arm Wrestling Contest in his honour!"
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A small bowl, cup, tray, etc. used to hold pennies next to a cash register so people can take or leave unwanted small change.
"I didn't want to break another dollar, so I got a couple of pennies from the Lincoln drop."
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