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Having to spend a certain amount of time without any luxury items(TV, computer, music, etc...) or other extended privileges like hanging out with friends.
Always applies to children when they are grounded by their parents.
Derived from the lifestyle and/or religion of amish people.
I made five F's on my report card and my mama told me I would be living amish for a month.
Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it
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4real, seriously, when you really mean that shit.
Real live I'm bout to beat this bitch ass!!
Like, real live you fucked my cousin?
This your homework real live?
(Orginated from SouthEast DC)
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Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.
Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"
2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
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Your life after losing electronics, Ipod, and cell phone privleges after using poor judgement
Hey, why haven't you text me? Dude, I'm living Amish.
One who lives by the code abides by four principles and never strays.
1) Keep your mouth shut, no matter what. No family secrets are reveled; never snitch on a friend or family member even if you must take the fall.
2) Keep your word. Do what you say you will, do not cheat a friend or family member.
3) Ball 100%... Give everything you got. Never quit on yourself or your family.
4) Own your kids; take care of them no matter what obstacles stand in the way. Teach them the code.
I'm putting a ring on her finger. You crazy? Na... This one is the right one, she live by the code.
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