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When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.
Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown
Suffering mental and/or physical issues due to being under lockdown.
Man, she's really got lockdown fever this week. She's called me six times in two hours.
When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole
I have lockdownitis
A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.
“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”
“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”
When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.
Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!
When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown
“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now
The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.
on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.