Random
Source Code
Random
The best fucking gaian ever : ). You'll wish you were her. Love her!
WOAH! Its Deflowered by a Lollipop! I wish I was her ; -;.
121👍 52👎
The act of masturbating while thinking that you are in a land of red lollipops. You are fanticising that you frolick through the land holding hands with your lover, naked. And then you slowly seduce one another while sucking on red lollipops.
Hey Bill! I had a great red lollipop last night!
24👍 7👎
When oral involves many herbs and spices and salsa as a lubricant; one may substitute taco seasoning if you're a cheap bastard
My mouth is still numb from that Spanish Lollipop last night
7👍 1👎
A Chicken Lollipop is what you get when you take your erect penis and stretch your ball skin over it to make your penis resemble a chicken skin covered blow pop.
My chick loves to enjoy the salty goodness of my chicken lollipop in the men's room at the Gas Monkey Bar and Grill.
29👍 12👎
A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.
Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.
Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?
19👍 6👎
When you fuck a girl in the ass and before you blow your load, turn her around and blow it in her mouth while she sucks on your rusty lollipop
Man I gave my girlfriend a rusty lollipop that was cream filled
9👍 2👎
When a bitch got small ass legs but round af on top and you like "bitch, just go run!"
Damn that girl got those nice small legs but big af on top, fam.
You mean she got the lollipop effect?
11👍 3👎