sex lotion

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

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Fiesta Lotionizing

the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.

Hey are you free this weekend for our annual fiesta lotionizing?

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Ass Lotion

When you fill your girlfriend/ wife’s asshole full of lotion and begin a pounding; after you cum, you take that same lotion and rub it all over her body.

Hey babe, do you want some of that ass lotion tonight?

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lotion booger

Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.

Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

Rakisha: What a pitty!

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lotion bomb

see: hand lotion bomb

no really, go see hand lotion bomb its a longer name that doesn't roll off the tongue as well. Buts its technically the name.

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Lotion in the Basket

ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.

Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.

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Emotion Lotion

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.

Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!

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