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Ava Louise is another girl that Dr. Phil made out to look bad on tv. She might actually be a really great and genuine person. We should get to know people before we judge them.
Get to know Ava Louise before you judge her.
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When a male and a female human being are engaging in doggy-style sexual intercouse near an open window ( on the 2nd floor or above). And right at the moment of orgasm, the male lights the female's hair on fire and pushes her out the window.
3rd floor tenant: "I havent been able to sleep all week, the guy on the 7th floor has been pulling the Screaming Louise a couple times a night!!!"
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Adjective; An exceptionally rare occurence only experienced between the most kindred of spirits. Specifically, when you request your friends hand, said hands are joined, light shines from the divine upon the pair, and sanctimonious farts are released in harmonic unision.
A hypothetical sequence that is likely to result in what is esoterically known as The Thelma & Louise:
Friend A - "Friend, give me your hand."
Friend B - "Unquestionably".
Friend A + B - "*WHOom!*"
..., ..., ...
Friend A+B *giggles uncontrollably*
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Charlotte is the most kindest person u will ever meet , she always makes me laugh non stop and she is so pretty like I would love to look like her, she makes me smile in school all the time and whenever u need a favour or need help she’s always there for you , any lad would be the luckiest person to get with Charlotte because she would put time and effort into it and she’s just amazing in general, she is a fuckin crackhead she makes me wee all the time and she has the best EYES!!!!! Her eyes are fucking gorgeoussssss and she gives the best hugs , I love her so much Cos she is my best friend
Charlotte Louise is the girl !
Although a twin, Khristina is so uniquely gorgeous. Inside and out. A once in a lifetime kind of woman. First born to Martha. Helpful, caring, sexy and ambitious. Reliable and irreplaceable. If you get the opportunity to know her, your life will never be the same as she will make every moment she’s around 100 times better than it ever could’ve been without her.
Khristina is fun loving, Talkative, had a great sense of fashion and is extremely talented. Everyone loves Khristina.
“I’m so grateful Khristina Louise came into my life. I don’t know where I’d be without her”
Seriously Most Awesome person alive. FACT
Wow that Louise Quilter is so awesome!!
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Beautiful loving caring young lady gets all the lads and men can’t get enough
Did you see louise allen today? Ye man looking fine as usual I wish I was her