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Ava Louise is another girl that Dr. Phil made out to look bad on tv. She might actually be a really great and genuine person. We should get to know people before we judge them.
Get to know Ava Louise before you judge her.
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When a male and a female human being are engaging in doggy-style sexual intercouse near an open window ( on the 2nd floor or above). And right at the moment of orgasm, the male lights the female's hair on fire and pushes her out the window.
3rd floor tenant: "I havent been able to sleep all week, the guy on the 7th floor has been pulling the Screaming Louise a couple times a night!!!"
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Adjective; An exceptionally rare occurence only experienced between the most kindred of spirits. Specifically, when you request your friends hand, said hands are joined, light shines from the divine upon the pair, and sanctimonious farts are released in harmonic unision.
A hypothetical sequence that is likely to result in what is esoterically known as The Thelma & Louise:
Friend A - "Friend, give me your hand."
Friend B - "Unquestionably".
Friend A + B - "*WHOom!*"
..., ..., ...
Friend A+B *giggles uncontrollably*
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Although a twin, Khristina is so uniquely gorgeous. Inside and out. A once in a lifetime kind of woman. First born to Martha. Helpful, caring, sexy and ambitious. Reliable and irreplaceable. If you get the opportunity to know her, your life will never be the same as she will make every moment she’s around 100 times better than it ever could’ve been without her.
Khristina is fun loving, Talkative, had a great sense of fashion and is extremely talented. Everyone loves Khristina.
“I’m so grateful Khristina Louise came into my life. I don’t know where I’d be without her”
Tia is the type of that will make your life turn around she would listen to all your problems and she would judge you for anything if you have a friend called Tia Louise then your lucky hold on tight to her because she is a keeper
Omg have you heard about Tia Louise she is so nice and she is so pretty
She is a beaut born in the 70's. She is known for roofie-ing herself on Saturday nights. She likes to twerk by herself while watching YouTube videos of Miranda Lambert. She loves driving, but not far, the pub is usually the limit. She has a hard time focusing, sometimes forgetting Beau is the DOG. She let's Broadbents laying around. She has a tough time speaking, she'll send you bead for being bead. Everybody loves Drinda Louise.
Drinda Louise is an oldie but goodie!
A dutch "singer" that's a massive hoe and can't sing.
Famke louise can't sing really and i hoped she had a butt but that was a disappointment too