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noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
"He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
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A playa of the 1920s.
Tom Buchanan, a lounge lizard? Ha! I banged ten times as many hoes as that dumb brute.
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This is the place where a man places his penis!
Jim says-Hey after we was at the bar last night ,you just took off .Where did you go?
Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!
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Describing someone who is amazingly fit
Dude that guy is totally ab-lounged!
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A lounge located in Milwaukee Wisconsin, on the UW Milwaukee campus. Cosmo Lounge's slogan is "Where smart people meet". Past events at the cosmo lounge include movie nights, Always Sunny in Philadelphia marathons, and long sessions of The Club. The cosmo lounge follows the Man Laws, with a specific list of amendments
I was chillin in the cosmo lounge and I had an awesome time, man those guys are cool
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A female who typically stalks bars and clubs for for random hookups.
Hey dude careful dancing with her, she is a lounge lizard.
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The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.
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