hand sanitizer
deriving from yet another maths convo.
Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!
One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.
The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.
Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.
B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
When you put so much lube on when you penetrate the lube shoots out the vagina
soaking a towel in ball sweat and pork, and squeezing it on a pleasure hole.
I just cuban lubed that chick last night.
A person (most times a male) who licks lube out of an ass so they can try it dry.
Hey Jimmy I heard your a lube licker gross!
to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.
I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.
The act of using saliva as sexually lubrication.
"She was dry as a bone so I jail lubed it."